May 2013
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
carawill:
starksexual:
why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together
that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open
that’s all, dude chill
The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and...
australiansanta:
*stands on a stool to help reach hopes and dreams* *falls off stool* *breaks leg*
nippled:
the bags under my eyes hold all my hopes and dreams
absconds:
absconds:
if u have a crush on me please stand up
jakemalik:
i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating
grumpyhiddles:
sometimes I am truly surprised how fast is my computer after I turn it off for a few hours
agent-bartowski:
probender:
‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to her laptop screen
prince-rylie:
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
“Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous,...”
– Life of Pi, Yann Martel (via felisque)
when i say otp i dont actually mean “one true pairing” because having only one would be terrible
what i actually mean is i sail this ship so hard that my feelings will make the boat change form into a rocket ship and i will pierce through the atmosphere with how much i want these two to be doki doki
hikkomijian:
imagine guinea pigs
undomesticated
hunting
in packs
ka-kawgoodsir:
takeoffyourpantsandjagket:
what if you woke up and you were dating your favorite celebrity and you just were dreaming that you were a fan girl who cried over them all the time
I can see the edge of the world:... →
doitsus-on-a-plane:
mustachefirebender:
jointhecarrotarmy:
silence-insolace:
solluxforpresident:
karkatforpresident:
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped…
evolhjt:
I think Hulk should be the spirit animal(?!) of stage managers. Basically we’re nice and polite and well-educated as Dr.Banner, but you don’t want to mess with us to the point that our inner Hulk is unleashed. In that case, we will smash the shit out of you.
